High Stakes Intelligent Designing

9 04 2011

This is my theory on how it all happened, and since you cant prove that it DIDN’T happen this way, it must be correct. (Just an idea that came to me on the bus one day.) Just for fun, this one. Nothing too serious here. Although I’m looking forward to the creationists’ defense of the wacky things inherent in our sexual biology. There are far too many to put into one video. Not to mention the reasoning behind Yahweh’s attitude to things like foreskins and dead goats. Part of the inspiration came in the form of a book by Rick Warren that I happened to have contact with, called “A Purpose Driven Life”, in which he teaches that the entire life purpose for every single human is to worship Yahweh. That’s apparently why we’re here. A being who makes something other than himself in order to be worshipped. That’s not godly, it’s pathetic! It is so small, so petty …. so essentially humanly fragile!! So I sent it up in this movie. Hey – he made the universe in order to house some beings who would worship him – it’s not such a stretch to imagine that he might alter a few details of that design in order to get a little bit MORE worship, is it? I play poker at Pokerstars.com under the name buck3stud. And I will beat your ass. ____________________________ Best comment so far: from BorgHub “thank you satan for making us horny as hell and having our women bleed out of their vaginas”

Chrome UX designer Glen Murphy demonstrates some advantages of using a Chrome notebook. 25 computers were harmed in the making of this video. Fortunately, no data was lost. Find out more at google.com/chromenotebook.
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9 04 2011
benlitapinto1

Ha ha ha ha…. So called god is so desperate to be worshiped and praised!!! Nice video, by the way 🙂

9 04 2011
wtfomgstudios

Don’t you think that God would’ve agreed with Satan on the foreskin? Removing it means that rape would be painful? When a woman has a penis entered into her vagina when she isn’t aroused, the foreskin is pressed against the skin behind the foreskin causing pain to the rapist.

9 04 2011
eransnir

i want to make subtitles in hebrew to this video, how do i do that?

9 04 2011
ArtikPhrost

lol.. he got PWN’D!!! hahahahahahah

9 04 2011
eransnir

HAHAHAHA hilarious! really good video

9 04 2011
TyphoonThaReapa

LMAO…subscribe!

9 04 2011
Pinworm4

@Charleybass996 If jesus asks me that question I’ll tell him because there was absolutely no evidence at all for any form of any deity, nevermind one based on a book written hundreds of years after the fact by fallible men with agendas. If he’s reasonable, he’ll understand and realize I was a good person. If he’s not reasonable, then frankly Hell sounds like a superior place.

9 04 2011
DavidGilmour65

satan FTW!!

9 04 2011
CCLJunky

This was frikkin hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! 🙂

9 04 2011
NuBemet

LOL!

9 04 2011
ameldia

@DNAunion So… worshipping mohammed doesnt count?

9 04 2011
17bdawg

Holy fuck, Christians, shut the fuck up. You come onto this video preaching to us about how Jesus will judge and God blah blah blah. what makes your think that your annoying preaching will change our minds? Go sacrifice a goat, splash the blood then burn it, then leave us the fuck alone. Were happy honoring the fact that we don’t know fuck all about the world, just that were happy existing in it.

9 04 2011
DNAunion

@Charleybass996

Fact. You will be face to face with Allah who will judge you and condemn you for worshipping a false god .. for worshipping a mere humand as Allah’s equal.

9 04 2011
evilmamaluigi

oh i love being reminded i exist D:
so true

9 04 2011
TAz69x

@Charleybass996 what’s a heaven?

9 04 2011
eggertstwart

@Charleybass996 lulz
your a compleat retard

9 04 2011
Charleybass996

@hymas1

First, your a compleat retard. 2 you’ll be face to face with Jesus and then he’ll say, why did you not worship or believe one me?. You
Are
A
RETARD.

More room in heaven

9 04 2011
tylerdurden666able

@hyams1 — what if i told you that there is a verse in the bible which tells us humans that no matter how technologically advanced we become, there will be nothing under this sun which has not been thought of before, or done before. including creating an atomic weapon. thats how Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed. just because your scientists don’t know how something happened, doesn’t exclude the chance that it did happen exactly the way god said it did.

9 04 2011
tylerdurden666able

@hyams1 — good question. i don’t have the answer, only god does. and the reason most of the knowledge of those past experiences are lost is because the devil wanted to see them destroyed to confuse humans. is it so hard to think that a person with divine intervention could do such a thing? i think not. a thousand years ago you would have thought i was crazy if i told you some day i could cut a monkeys head off and reattach it to another monkeys shoulders, but we did that a long time ago.

9 04 2011
hyams1

@tylerdurden666able wat a retard..do u know how many species of animal are on the planet..hahahahaha the thought that sum 1 cud do this is demonstrably stupid..theres millions of them..oh and another thing..after noah collected he millions of animals..why didnt he catalouge them for us..save us the tima of finding them our self..and what did the animals eat when they left the ark..all the ecosystems wud have been destroyed..how bout fleas, ticks,tapeworm.i wud suggest going to a doctor.u scarey

9 04 2011
tylerdurden666able

@hyams1 — and my parents didn’t teach me this, i taught them this shit. and this “shit” is the truth and the word of god. seek and ye shall find man, seek and find.

9 04 2011
tylerdurden666able

@hyams1 -waste my life?? how could this life be a waste when i finally know the truth about god and the devil and what it means for me in this world and in the next. i don’t claim to have all the answers. all i know is that after a lifetime of wasting my life believing in something that really and truly isn’t real, i have finally found the real thing. and i can only warn you that something evil is coming. both our worlds will change forever because of the very thing you have never believed in

9 04 2011
Drunkenprophet23

When I was a Christian I hated this guy cuz he made me feel like an idiot. Now I see how freaken genius and hilarious this is.

9 04 2011
hyams1

@tylerdurden666able u keep thinking that and waste ur life..if ur parents have taught u this shit they shud be ashamed.look i really have nothing to say so comment all u like.

9 04 2011
tylerdurden666able

@hyams1 — and the definition of an atheist is that you don’t believe in a god or gods, which means you can choose either one. you can be an atheist because you dont believe in one god. or you can be an atheist because you don’t believe in many gods. this excludes me since i believe in the ONE TRUE GOD. which goes to say, i do not apply any thought to what an atheist thinks, only that i am saddened when they also think the devil isn’t real, oh he’s real buddy, and hes coming really soon.

9 04 2011
Pokemon7785

Battery may leak or EXPLODE when put in fire!

9 04 2011
ULTIMOraze09

IS THE TOAST O.K!!!!!!

9 04 2011
Kleenex2k

I hate it when i drop my sink on my laptop 😦

10 04 2011
scottttt24

When is it coming out? its been years! We want to see the final version..

10 04 2011
donoden

i hate them! i had to work 3 months to buy a notebook ….

10 04 2011
bmx4637

2:31 LOL

10 04 2011
exposed97

what happens when you attempt to upload resumes to websites?

10 04 2011
tthhnnee

G-Guys in the way to have…(oops1).. have and manage all human.. (oops2).. all info available…(oops3)… just info ??? (oops^n)

10 04 2011
maxxx815

WEIRD

10 04 2011
venichen1

I WANT ONE damn it stop destroying them

10 04 2011
HarmonicaPlayingTrek

Worst part: no one probably ate that ice cream.

10 04 2011
longbow192

@Mc128k no, ya didn’t….yours just have a blue collar…it’s supposed to be yellow /:)

10 04 2011
RobertSoros

Give me chrome notebook damnit!!!

10 04 2011
RobertSoros

Give me free chrome notebook damnit!!!

10 04 2011
RobertSoros

GIVE ME FREE NOTEBOOK DAMNIT!!!!!!!

10 04 2011
jdt3000

Google, if you can afford to destroy 25 notebook computers for the sake of a 6 minute video, you can afford to make the same notebook computer dirt cheap for the masses…

10 04 2011
robertgeorge24

BOOOORING!!!

10 04 2011
Inflexify

Come on, this vid is really well done and funny… They just show you advantages of cloud computing in…very specific way:) I really like this vid;D

By the way, if we talk about money… how many netbooks crash every day because of people’s foolishness and inattention? Thousand times more than this 25…

10 04 2011
sbo919

ExcePt most ppl dot get a new computer 1 minute after their own breaks

10 04 2011
jamestargetedindiv

Watch a Pre-January 8th copy of Inception. Listen closely when the actors say imagine, reality, safe, and envelope, or point pistols. You’ll hear the words, Loughner, offin’ her, part of the word Giffords, and much more. Some say they hear, do it.

10 04 2011
vibilaka

@Mattbellamy123Muse to show that all the data you put in your laptop google powered is safe from anything that might happen with it.

10 04 2011
patilsaurabhr

video has no point…

10 04 2011
Mattbellamy123Muse

Why they are taking laptop and break?

10 04 2011
Mattbellamy123Muse

Crazy … what about security

10 04 2011
CorySncl

@xxS4US4GExx no thats the trackpad 😉




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